How many Years is That in Dog Years?

Good morrrrrning dear furriends.
It is I, Glacier, your friendly neighbourhood party animal. My girl doesn't know it, but I have taken overrrrr this bloggie thingy this morrrrrrning because I want to wish her a verrrrrry happy birrrrrthday. Dad says she's 28 in humans years. I think that means she is verrrry old in dog years. What do you think? But then again, she doesn't act old. She still runs and plays and jumps and plays tug like she's supposed to. She can even do the stairs without help. Hmmm, I wonder what is about you two legged creatures that make you old without acting old. I am confused...
What I am not confused about is that I love my girl and I verrrrry much hope she has a lovely day. I made sure to wake her up by performing Gopher. This always makes her laugh. I sit on my bum and put my two paws up and rest them on a human's arms, legs or a chair. Usually this maneuver is necessary to get someone to hold still so I can give them kisses, but I knew today was verrrrry special. So, I did Gopher by placing my paws on the edge of her bed,  just to hear my girl laugh. It was her first laugh of her birrrrrrthday. Dad made her breakfast this morning and made her laugh too-he is a goofy guy. I'm sure she will have many more because she will get cake tonight-wait! Do I get cake? This is something I must investigate. Hmmmm, I must go investigate that now!