Friday, January 27, 2012

A Valentine's Request From Roscoe

Hellos Blogville:
This is Roscoe, doing this Blog thingy. I haves never done this before, but Glacier says it's easy. Easy for himms. I ams still confused by this typing thingy. Hims says he'll spellcheck for me when I'm done; whatever that is.
Anyways, I haves given up my very impawtant job of sleeping on the couch and protecting my Mom-Hers is  my Mom, but Glacier's girl; very confusing-to ask a very impawtant question. And that is:
Are there any available ladies still left in Blogville?
When I saws that everyone was getting dates, even Glacier, I decided that I hadn't been practising my dance moves fur nothing. No, ssirree. Since I don'ts do this Blog thingy, I don't knows any of you lovely ladies and so would be most honoured if one of you wanted to take me-oh no, wait-if you would go with me...that's right isn't it? I take you rights?
Anyways, I knows I would be the most pawfect escort because I have the same job for the Daddy that Glacier has for my Mom; AKA hims girl.
I'm a guide dog. I would be ables to keep your paws from getting stomped on and make sure you didn't run into anything while we were grooving. Very impawtant stuffs.
Oh, Glacier says I shoulds show you who I am since you don't knows me. So, here it goes:
Here is me.
Me is so handsome. Wouldn't I look good on yours arm? Erm, you on mines. I am telling ya! This dating thingy is almost as confusing as this blog thingy. I ams a fast learner thoughs. I'll take dating lessons befures the PAWTY and be the pawfect date.
What Glacier?
Ohs another one.
Heres I am agains.
As you can sees, I ams a dog of many talents. I can snuggles, plays computer games and...erm, I don't knows whats I was doing in that other photo thingy. The Daddy has a sick sense of humours sometimes.
Anyways...Ladies?
Would someones likes to go to the Blogville Valentine's PAWTY with me? I pawmise, I'll take dating lessons befures February fourteens.

11 comments:

Team Beaglebratz said...

The Diva Queen Shasta here – Oh Mr. Roscoe, if I had knowed b-4 I gotz that date, that u were lookin'fer a date then I wooda had such a most hard time choozin'. You iz such a big an'most handsum guy doggy – I bet u will haf ladiez fightin'fer tu haf a date with u. Still gotz sum time b-4 the pawty - may-b Sarge cood help u out.

Maggie Mae said...

Roscoe,

You is very handsome fur sure. I do not have a date to the Valentine's dance yet so if you still is lookin' fur one I would luvs to go with you.

Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae

PeeS Do you likes beer and cheetos? ;)

3 doxies said...

Aaaaaack...OMD, I was thinkin' bouts Maggie Mae befores I see her comment...how funny is dat.

YOu would fur sures loves Maggie Mae!

Puddles

Remington said...

I am certain you will have no trouble getting a date, my friend.

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

OMD OMD... Maggie Mae... ??? OH FUR SURE>>> tell you YES buddy before somebuddy ELSE does!!! She is one of the mostest beautiful wimmen in Blogville. AND she is our town NURSE. Kiss the Boo Boo... Please. I'm just sayin.

Amber DaWeenie said...

Roscoe....go look on my postee today. I listed 4 Blogvile girls still waiting for a date. Maybe you can take all four of them! I mean, since you'll be all date-educated and everything!

Two French Bulldogs said...

Cutie pie, bet the gals are gonna be waiting in line for you
Benny & Lily

Nola said...

Go for Maggie Mae! You'd be great together!
Dachshund Nola

Mango said...

Roscoe! I asked my FB dog gal friends to consider going out with you. Just be careful if you get an invitation from that Lacie Beast.

Slobbers,
Mango

garthriley said...

Roscoe, You are such a good looking fellow! What you lack in dating experience I'm sure you'll make up for with your charm. You will make a wonderful date for some lucky girl dog. I LOVE the photo of you and Glacier, with your head resting on Glacier's. That photo will win over any girl dog! Best of luck with the dating!
Love,
Garth

Sarge said...

Hey Roscoe!
Wow, you definitely don't want to miss out on this! We're going to have an amazing time and you would be a great match with Maggie Mae. She's a super girl fur sure!
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP