Friday, January 20, 2012

Sneakings and Discoverings


We interrupt your regularly scheduled blog for a very impawtant news release from our under cover Dachshund who has boldly gone where no Dachshund has gone before, or should go. To give you this impawtant report, our very own Glacier.
Take it away Glacier!
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...Is this thing on...?
Helllooooo...
Oh, ahem.
Hello Blogville. This is Glacier reporting to you from a very secret location. It is so secret that my camera dude, Roscoe, was not allowed in.

What?!
What does that thingy have to do with my very impawtant report?
Why is we showin' our readers that our agent stoles my bone?!
Watevs...
Where was I? Oh yes...
..
We have received a very interesting report from our under cover Dachshund that the construction of the Valentine's Day Queen and King crowns is well under way. Our agent risked his life to bring us the report that the crowns are still in their beginning stages, but that he saw a lot of shiny stuffs in the room where the crowns are being held.
Our agent. Isn't him handsome? He's quite brave too, ladies.
He had to traverse rough terrain, fighting gale force winds and deep snow.

And had to be the sneakiest of sneaky as the crown making room is under heavily armed guards.
*shudders*.
Brave, brave Baloo, erm, I mean, Special Agent Spotty Man.
This is all of the informationals Special Agent Spotty Man was able to give me as of right now, but he plans a sneakier, secret attack on the Crown Making room. So we will know fur sure that the crowns are bein' made and that the armed guards aren't just keepin' the shiny stuffs for themselves. Thank you Special Agent Spotty Man for going where no Dachshund has gone before and should never go.
This is Glacier, signing off fur now.

8 comments:

Amber DaWeenie said...

Oh, Baloo...be still my heart. My furst love! I have missed you so.

I hope that you don't mind that I accepted a date fur the pawty. Actually 2 dates. Chip and Thai asked me to go and I said yes. Will I get to see you at the pawty too? I hope so. Gotta go buy my dress now.

Remington said...

WOWZERS! I hope it goes well....be careful....

Nola said...

Oh he sure is brave, but I only have eyes for you
Your girl,
Dachshund Nola

Sarge said...

Hey Glacier!
Wow, what a great development! I'm really excited about the big contest and Zona and I will be getting our pix in really soon. The crowns sound totally bling-covered!
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

Oh MY Glacier you did a Super Job with this Secret Interview... Hey you Mentioned Baloo.. How is he? We surely do wish we could see and hear from him more often.
Oh butt I digress... I am so glad that SPECIAL AGENT SPOTTY MAN is in charge of gettin the scoop and Scope of the CROWNS... they must be very much EXPENSIVE.. like 87 billion dollars or somethingy.

Thank you Special Agent Spotty Man and Glacier fur this very exciting information.

PeeS.. Please say hello to Baloo fur me.. if you happen to see him.

3 doxies said...

"Spotty Boy" be crackin' me up withs his aviator glasses. I gots da Top Gun theme song running through my brain nows.

Make sure you has a small crown furs my head.

Puddles

Two French Bulldogs said...

wow this is exciting
Benny & Lily

chicamom85 said...

Glacier, please be careful but what a great(and dangerous) job you are doing. Have you thought of taking some yarn along to distract the guard.
Good luck

licks and sniffs Sasha