Friday, December 23, 2011

Glacier's 12 Days of Christmas

Hellos everyone,
Glacier here to sing to you my version of The 12 Days of Christmas. I hope you enjoy.
*Clears throat and blows note on pitch organ*.
Ahem...
On the first day of Christmas my girl gave to me: A dose of flea prevantitive,
On the second day of Christmas my girl gave to me: two big hugs and a dose of flea preventative,
On the third day of Christmas my girl gave to me: three teeth brushings, two big hugs and a dose of flea preventative,
On the fourth day of Christmas my girl gave to me: four long walks, three teeth brushings, two big hugs and a dose of flea preventative,
On the fifth day of Christmas my girl gave to me: *in a big voice sings*, five doggie cookies, four long walks, three teeth brushings, two big hugs and a dose of flea preventative
On the sixth day of Christmas my girl gave to me: six nails trimmed (she couldn't get the others), five doggie cookies...Etc, Etc
On the seventh day of Christmas my girl gave to me: (actually it was Dad), seven minutes of showering! (What kind of Christmas gift is that)? Six nails trimmed...grrrr this song is long
On the eight day of Christmas my girl gave to me: eight tasty hot dogs...oh, woops that is what I am wishing she gave me,
On the ninth day of Christmas my girl gave to me: nine presies I can't unwrap yet, eight tasty hot dogs, seven minutes of showering...you get the point
On the tenth day of Christmas my girl gave to me: ten Sugar Gliders. Oh wait, we only have two-I wish we had ten. I like watching them...nine presies I can't unwrap yet, eight tasty hot dogs, seven minutes of showering, six...erm, I forget. Moving on.
On the eleventh day of Christmas my girl gave to  me: eleven more dog cookies...that may have been in my dreams again
On the  twelfth day of Christmas my girl gave to me: twelve minutes of snuggle time on the bed, (That is more like it). eleven more dog cookies, ten Sugar Gliders, nine presies I can't open yet, eight tasty hot dogs, seven minutes showering with Dad, six hamburgers? Erm, no, six nails trimmed. Oh right, that is why I walk sideways.
*Deep breath*
Five doggie cookies!!!!!
Four long walks, three teeth brushings, two big hugs and a dose of flea preventative!!!!!!
Merry Christmas!

7 comments:

Brooke, Cessna, Aspen, Canyon & Rogue said...

LOL Mr G! You are one good singer!

Jen said...

Glacier your a funny dog! Happy Christmas. I hope you get all of those things x

browndogcbr said...

Merry Christmas Glacier!

Hawk aka BrownDog

Brandon - The dog with a blog said...

Haha, A furry Merry Christmas to you!

Frankie Furter said...

Now let us discuss this Day #8 thingy... One MUST be PAWlitically Correct.. and Dachshund Aware...
We Dachshunds PAWfer those thingys be referred to as TUBE STEAKS or even STICK STEAKS... OK... hehehehe

The Pawpower Pack said...

Hahahah! This was fabulous!

Ashley S said...

lol This is too adorable. Merry Christmas Glacier, keep up the song-writing.